A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
When my alarm goes off in the morning
thats my favourite animal
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
dont u hate it when u wanna change ur icon but u on mobile so this shit happens
when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Some people were a little confused so I made this.
Good, I thought I was the only one to think this
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong