when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
trying to comfort someone like
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”
I’d assumed his account would have been frozen
that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that
Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
I can’t BREATHE
this conversation changed me
YASS BETCH YASS!!!
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
The Meme of our Years.
this post is beautiful
the other day I was wondering where these people are today